|Run, elephant, run|
Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
A: An irrelephant.
You will notice that I do not refer to the battle ongoing at the start of last week. I had a brief, but pointless, moment of success when I managed to extend the battle by capturing the village in the middle. However, I still lost heavily, and the retreat was even worse; the entire army disappearing. It's not looking good.